Fruitcake cartoon posted on numerous websites,
not sure who gets the original credit
“Dave, it’s here! The annual fruitcake from Aunt Mable. Who should we pass it to?”
“Hmm. We’ve been fishing the newspaper out of puddles for months.”
“So, not the mechanic.”
“Or my proctologist.”
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Exactly 33 words for this week’s Trifecta challenge: Charles Dickens, in A Christmas Carol, wrote “There is nothing in the world so irresistibly contagious as laughter and good humour.” We are giving you exactly 33 words to make us laugh out loud and spread some festive cheer.
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grandmalin
December 18, 2013 at 11:25 AM
Haha…all good choices. 🙂
KymmInBarcelona
December 18, 2013 at 6:40 PM
Haha I find they make good doorstops.
dreaminofobx
December 19, 2013 at 9:56 PM
I’ve heard that!
trifectawriting
December 19, 2013 at 10:01 AM
Heehee, surely all worth a piece of Aunt Mabel’s cake? Thanks for linking up!
ym1611
December 19, 2013 at 3:07 PM
Hahaha, aw. That’s too bad!
jannatwrites
December 20, 2013 at 12:01 AM
This made me chuckle. I don’t know who they can pass it on to without it biting them in the end…