(To the tune of “I Fought the Law” by The Bobby Fuller Four)

Printin’ pages for my lesson
I fought the stairs and the stairs won
I fought the stairs and the stairs won
I need to hurry, ‘cause it’s time t’ run
I fought the stairs and the stairs won
I fought the stairs and the stairs won

I lost my footing and it feels so bad
I guess of grace, I’ve none
Well, it’s the worst fall that I ever had
I fought the stairs and the stairs won
I fought the stairs and the stairs won

I got a big bruise and it looks so bad
I guess I’m blessed it’s one
Well, it’s the worst mouse I’ve ever had
I fought the stairs and the stairs won
I fought the stairs and the stairs won

(Instrumental Break)

Throbbin’ muscles sure are no fun
I fought the stairs and the stairs won
I fought the stairs and the stairs won

I’m now just sittin’ on my good bun
I fought the stairs and the stairs won
I fought the stairs and the stairs won

I know I’m klutzy and I feel so mad
I guess this tale is done
But won’t be the last, I’m sad to add
I fought the stairs and the stairs won
I fought the stairs and the stairs won