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Twenty-six days into my writing resolution, and I’m just gonna go ahead and whine and get it over with. This promise to write every day…it’s HARD!! I feel like my mind is never quiet; there are always words and thoughts and images rolling around. Even in the dead of night, when my brain is supposed to be resting, it is occupied by vivid technicolor dreams that include complicated plots, elaborate settings, provocative characters engaged in meaningful dialogue, and analytical, introspective observations. Yet I’ve had several days (ahem, today is one) when I sit down in front of the computer to create a blog entry, and there is ABSOLUTELY. NOTHING. THERE. Even if my day has been an endless stream of orderly, organized thoughts flowing across the blank page of my mind, when it comes time to actually make the keystrokes that will fill the blank screen of the computer monitor, all those thoughts have vanished like water over a dam.

Part of the block comes from the blank screen itself–and the medium doesn’t matter, because the same thing used to happen in the good old days when I had a pencil and fresh piece of college-rulled notebook paper on the desk in front of me. The page offers no guidance; should I write fiction today, or try a memoir-like entry from my personal history, or  spout my opinion on a current event? Where do I start? But, honestly, I think I am an even bigger part of the block. My own fears and insecurities completely inhibit the flow of words some days. Will this piece be any good when it’s done? If I follow this weird fictional storyline, will someone call the men in the little white coats…or the police? Will I find the perfect words to convey the mood of this story? Will anyone be offended if I recount this event from my past? If I give my opinion on this subject, will it negatively impact people’s impressions of me? The performance anxiety can be crippling, to the point where I sometimes think I should have bought a nice leather-bound journal in which to implement my writing resolution, rather than publicly posting each day’s attempts at word wizardry.

I’m reading A Year of Writing Dangerously: 365 Days of Inspiration and Encouragement by Barbara Abercrombie. In addition to offering personal words of advice gleaned from her own experiences as a writer, each day Abercrombie cites wise words from other literary figures meant to inspire those of us who are just starting to seriously delve into the craft. Day 5’s quote by author Ralph Keyes reassures me that what I’m feeling is not uncommon.  “Anxiety is not only an inevitable part of the writing process but a necessary part. If you’re not scared, you’re not writing.” Knowing anxiety is not uncommon doesn’t necessarily mean it will be easy to overcome. Being a perfectionist people-pleaser is an integral part of my being, so I expect it will continue to stand in my way as use this blog to conduct mini-forays into different genres of writing. But my hope is that when it counts, that same anxiety will also drive me to deliver the best possible finished product.

Mr. Robert Burns, the national poet of Scotland, whose birthday (253rd) we honored tonight with copious quantities of alcohol, drew inspiration from women and whiskey, and wrote eloquently about both in many of his 500+ works. Too many toasts with various tipples transpired this evening for me to even pretend eloquence of my own. I’ve a belly full of haggis (which does not taste nearly as nasty as its ingredients suggest it should) and a head full of visions of my hubby in a kilt–I’m ready to drift off to dreams with the meaningful words of the Selkirk Grace ringing in my ears: “…May the whisky flow freely, but my head not hurt tomorrow, And if it does, may there be no bagpipes nearby…” Amen.

Psst. They’re out there. Watching. Waiting. Planning. Scheming. Lurking in shadowy basements and trolling the far reaches of cyberspace, just dying to get their hands on my personal info. This must be true because folks around me, people who otherwise seem like sane, rational beings blessed with a decent amount of common sense, are skulking around, looking over their shoulders, suspiciously questioning the intentions of others, and spouting dire warnings about the consequences of lax cyber security.

Did you know that hackers can get in through your printer? That’s right, they work their way through the electric wires to gain access to the printer through its power source, trace the USB connection back to your computer, then BAM! They’re in. I know it’s true ‘cause I heard it from my mom who heard it from my uncle who heard it somewhere reliable.

If they get in, hackers might find out the name of my deceased great aunt’s third parakeet, and then they’d have my PIN. Hackers, let me save you the time and effort—the credit cards are at their maximum and the bank accounts are at their minimum.  Don’t bother.

Did you know that anti-virus software is really a front used by terrorists to gain access to your computer? That’s right, they trick you into downloading their software on your computer, then BAM! You’ve given them an open door to any information you’ve saved to your hard drive or sent over the internet. I know it’s true ‘cause a friend of a friend posted it on Facebook.

If they get in, terrorists might get the names and addresses of all my family and friends, or worse, read the archive of Christmas letters to which I annually subject them. Then they’d know the time and location of our next big family reunion and could plan a sneak attack to wipe out a few dozen BBQ-eating infidels in one headline-grabbing blow. Hey, terrorists! We never all show up at these things, so at best you’ll get eight or ten of us. Not much of a statement in that, so maybe save your exploding catering truck for some other function.

Did you know that Dell was caught selling PCs with keyboard loggers installed? That’s right, you come home from Best Buy, set up your brand new computer, start typing, then BAM! The Department of Homeland Security, which ordered Dell to install the loggers in the first place, can monitor every website you visit and every word you type in your most personal emails. I know it’s true ‘cause I read it on the internet.

If they get in, the feds might track my iTunes purchases and my Kindle downloads, which reflect somewhat schizophrenic tastes in music and literature. She could be a dodgy one, fellas, better keep a close eye. Don’t worry feds, as an aspiring writer, I just need a wide selection of catchy lyrics and inspiring prose to feed my imagination. No hidden messages if you play track 381 backwards or string together the tenth word from all the odd-numbered pages in that novel.

I am not vain enough to think, out of millions of potential victims, that hackers, terrorists, and feds are stalking me as an individual target, yet recently it seems that several acquaintances have been brainwashed into believing just that. I can’t seem to make them see the magnitude of their paranoia or its effects on other people’s impressions of their sanity, and frankly, I’ve had it up to my eyeballs with their delusions. I’m waiting for them to break out the tinfoil hats. I’m not blasé about the electronic risks, but for heaven’s sake, the threat of identity theft was just as real twenty years ago when all a thief had to do was rummage through your trash or break in your home office and cart off your filing cabinet. You take all the reasonable precautions, and you get on with life.

I hate when someone engages me in a controversial conversation that then wraps around my brain like a spider’s web. I feel like I ought to be strong enough to brush off the strands of the dialogue and escape the spider’s hold on my thoughts, but in reality, the more I work to break free, the more entangled I become in points I could have made and words I should have said. If a good sleep doesn’t clear away the tenacious gossamer threads by morning, I’ll have to put pen to paper and rewrite the troublesome exchange until I’ve banished the spider and her trap.

Alone. By myself. Can’t see anything. Don’t hear any voices. Everyone must have run away. Friends wouldn’t just leave like that. Guys, where are you, I need help! How much longer can I hold my breath?

Ice on the pond looked too thin to me. Justin, the daredevil, slid over the surface with no problems. Kurt called me yellow when I said, “I ain’t goin’ across.” Laughter from the guys on shore when halfway I hollered, “It’s crackin’!” My boot punctured the fragile crust, opening a crack that swallowed me whole.

Now I’m floating but sinking, red down parka pinning my arms like a straightjacket. On my feet, brother Kurt’s Redwings, two sizes too big, drag bottomward like steel anchors.

Pretty soon, I’m gonna have to inhale; will it hurt when icy water fills my lungs? Quiet bubbles escape my bluish lips as I struggle against the burning need to draw a breath. Regret fills my slowing heart that I didn’t kiss Mama this morning before leaving home with the guys.

Screaming sirens penetrate the eerie silence of my ice water tomb; surely they’re too late to do any good. Two minutes, ten minutes, twenty minutes, how long is too long for a kid like me to go without air? Up on the edge, a shadowy figure stretched flat on his belly lowers a boat hook past the floating Knicks cap. Very gently, the crooked brass finger snags in my poufy red nylon collar, and I am lifted toward light and precious air.

Warm blankets surround me, strong fingers clutch mine, and I awake to find Mama and Daddy leaning over the strange bed I’m in. “Xeric environments are much more suitable for humans than aquatic ones,” the snobby old doc scolds my parents from his post by the door.

“Yellow, he ain’t,” proclaims Kurt to our friends, still awed by my stubborn refusal to succumb yesterday to death’s trap in that murky deep pond. Zipping up my red down parka, I kiss Mama goodbye and join the boys dribbling under the hoop, the frosty asphalt court solid beneath my Chucks.

Today’s challenge was to write a story 26 sentences long, each sentence beginning with the next letter of the alphabet, and being one word longer than the previous sentence.  Idea modified from prompt #15 on http://www.warren-wilson.edu/~creativewriting/Prompts.php

Publishing yesterday’s post was both exhausting (five hours to get those 1000 words!) and exhilarating (the first piece of real fiction I’ve written since middle school). I spent some time today surfing the net for other ideas for creative writing projects, and bookmarked several, but freely admit to not having the required brain power or attention span to do them justice right now. Picking up writing again is a lot like going back into the gym after several months of not exercising; I remember what I used to be able to do, so it’s a little frustrating not being able to jump right back in at that level. But just like the program to regain my former pace on the elliptical, I’ll gradually add time and resistance to my writing regimen, and occasionally mix up the routine in order to rest and recover. Today I feel the need to rest and recover, so this evening I’m reverting to general ramblings.

It seems a shame not to fill this blank screen with ramblings about how utterly content I am today. It’s been one of those days that really couldn’t get any better—to the point where I’m not sure if I should figure out how to bottle it or prepare myself for the $#!% to hit the fan. I slept till I woke up this morning, no EENP, EENP, EENP from the alarm clock to disrupt the circadian rhythm. Once Jim awoke, I tucked my head in its favorite place under his chin to talk about everything and nothing until rumbling tummies finally drove us to put feet on the floor and shuffle to the kitchen for sustenance. No projects or deadlines looming on the horizon meant freedom to spend a lazy morning watching last night’s UFC fights (Jim) and reading a book (me). When lethargy threatened to morph into full-on hibernation, we bundled up and headed out into the falling snow for a wintry walk. No projects or deadlines weighing on my mind meant freedom to enjoy the outing with all my senses: the wooly white sheep who really aren’t white at all against their snow-covered pasture, the subtle differences between the smoke from this house’s coal fire and that one’s wood fire tickling my nose, the snow under my wellies sounding just like a denim-clad derrière sliding on a leather chair. Back home to a hot shower and hot tea and some quiet time at my still-clean desk to brainstorm future writing projects. A no-muss, no-fuss pizza supper (not the traditional Sunday family dinner of my childhood!) before settling in front of the fire to await the start of the playoff games, knowing it doesn’t matter that Jim’s Patriots don’t kick off until 11:30 p.m. (London time) because neither of us has to work tomorrow. No projects or deadlines demanding attention means freedom to indulge in one of my favorite hobbies, crocheting an afghan, during the games. Knowing I’ve eaten well within my calorie limits all week, I can splurge on a glass of Lynchburg lemonade and a bowl full of popcorn tonight. Since the work week doesn’t begin until Tuesday, I anticipate another night of restful sleep after the Patriots clinch their berth in the Super Bowl (Sunday sleeps are usually restless, disrupted by anxious thoughts and worrisome dreams about the coming week). Yes, all is well in my little world today, and this utter contentment is a feeling I could get used to.